December 30, 2011 – 2:23 am
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Sometimes, you just need someone to give you a big hug and squeeze your balls.
December 27, 2011 – 3:40 pm
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I could eat a big fat sausage roll right now, the size of a horse’s dick. Preferably not the flavour though.
December 25, 2011 – 3:00 pm
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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Your friends have halitosis.
December 20, 2011 – 2:54 pm
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can i piss on your pussy
Abraham Lincoln
December 19, 2011 – 3:27 pm
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I don’t think you guys realise how hard women have it. Women should be cherished and waited on hand and foot being fanned by men constantly for everything we have to go through.
my housemate Kristin
December 17, 2011 – 3:22 pm
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Have you ever been in a club close to closing time, around 2 or 3. You see a guy in the corner making out with a girl, and they both have their hands all over each other, and you think “that is the most appalling display of emotionless lust that I’ve ever seen”, and “what a disgusting man!” Yeah… that was probably me.
December 15, 2011 – 2:53 pm
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The world belongs to the guy with the biggest balls.
December 14, 2011 – 3:31 pm
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I could really eat some lasagna right now… Like grab my knife and fork, throw them away and eat the shit out of that lasagna with my bare hands.
December 14, 2011 – 3:21 pm
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Just had a nap and had about 4 lucid dreams in quick succession. What I didn’t realise was, every time I woke up, I was merely waking up from a dream within a dream. Then Leo DiCaprio showed up and we made out.
December 13, 2011 – 3:19 pm
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Want to talk about great mysteries? I say stupid things and talk into a camera and people pay me – you can’t explain that.
Bill O’Reilly.
